straight from the whore's mouth

12/9/25
Mommy's been busy working on a comic submission so she hasn't been around to blog lately sorry kittens!

11/28/25
I just wanted to say hi :)

11/18/25
nothing like the soul bond between a hag and her fag tbh

11/5/25

This is about me
(comic by Olivia Cruz)

10/28/25
drinking the "fuck me" cider

10/27/25
I'm so fucking cougarpilled lately what's happening

10/25/25
shocked and upset and hurt that I didn't get "The Performer" but. I am a sensory maximalist

(from BDSM Archetype Test)

10/25/25
scissoring

10/21/25
kinkmaxxing at the over the garden wall viewing party or whatever. FML

10/21/25
gilf at the visalia elks lodge who hit on me and my dad at the same time... where is she now... she was kind of bad tbh

10/6/25
changed my bratzona again, I wasn't feeling the autumn one

10/4/25
I Need to drape myself over a woman's lap slutty-style

9/21/25
I don't think I'm allowed to drink vietnamese iced coffees anymore :(

9/13/25
Updated my Bratz look for autumn ♡

9/13/25
I feel EVIL today like "torturing-spiders-for-fun" type of mindset but I can't take it out on anyone :( I want to kill someone lameeeeee

9/8/25
my pheromones are going crazy right now, she keeps chewing on me and smelling me

9/7/25
girl I love porn and erotica as art it's awesome. I love looking at sex and bodies

9/4/25
Had the opportunity to change my shirt before going to the ER the other night but chose not to

9/3/25
It's been 3? 4? weeks since I finally got my hormones under control again and can we believe that I haven't felt a single strong negative emotion since then? Gagged.

9/2/25
I'm always thinking about the Balkan coffee shops video and imagining a life like this. I could be happy.

8/27/25
everyone at the salon loved my cow print dress 😊

8/26/25
wearing my slutty cow print dress to my mani-pedi appointment ♥

8/25/25
I was born to wear a slutty cow print dress and a choke chain. that's PUSSY!!!!!

8/18/25
regretfully acknowledging that smoking makes my voice notably sexier so I simply have to keep going :(

8/17/25
finally got around to cleaning up the portal page omfg. that bitch was ugly

8/14/25
testosterone is hot. sorry. (I'm not sorry)

8/13/25
need to workshop throwing some tacky pregnancy jokes into my persona

8/6/25
Similarly insane result from a "what kind of butch are you" quiz:

8/6/25

7/30/25
I love going to the salon because everyone compliments my hair texture and curls the whole time and is so astonished when I tell them I don't put any product in it and I'm just god's favorite little faggot :)

7/30/25
Mommy's First Adult Swimsuit

7/22/25
O scumbag treat me sleazyyyyyyy

7/7/25
period Spoil Me.

7/7/25
period treats

7/5/25
period

6/30/25
left a little inspiration in the bathroom of the local dive bar that all the repressed gay men in this town hang out at for some reason

6/28/25
I smell so FUCKING good right now it's unreal where are you nasty girls I need you rn

6/22/25
Starts going to church as an excuse to dress up and for the gossip

6/22/25
mommy wants another manic episode

6/21/25
I need more magnetic mascara. Remember this.

6/20/25
I need to draw more porn

6/20/25
Apparently I'm so down bad for Saul Goodman I'm like blushing and giggling when that little freak is on screen. KMS.

6/9/25
I feel like if Tim Curry were a woman

6/9/25
my new purse is having an effect on me #mypurse

6/6/25
Her Most Powerful Feminizing Secret...

6/3/25
pink ♡

6/3/25
spent my whole birthday walking around looking cunty

6/2/25
BEGGING for a moratorium on the phrases "queer joy" and "gender euphoria". Enough!!!!!!

5/31/25
What if we were both Mean Girls, and also, in love...

5/31/25
ZINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/30/25
arts and crafts niteeeee

5/28/25
the customer is always should kill themselves

5/26/25
I would suck the soul out of Michael Landon.

5/25/25
If we need volunteers to like gatekeep the type of person who buys funko pops from society you can email me at faggotgirl @ evil dot bitch

5/25/25
I was so tired last night I fully just took my shorts and underwear all the way off when I went to the bathroom and didn't even realize I did that.

5/24/25
nobody else on earth does it like Jem and the Holograms did it

5/21/25
my boss wants me to become a manager sooooooooo bad she's so funneee

5/20/25
obsessed with dewdrops in the garden (1994)- Deee-lite

5/18/25

me on the computer
♡